Arthur rolled his eyes, "Your comparisons are hardly appropriate. Liquid caramel is not pointless when it is just another way of eating something - like having regular cream or ice cream. Not to mention liquid caramel is easy on the teeth, tastes just as good if not better than hard caramel, and feels very nice on the tongue. Especially when it's warm." And it did.

[Although, Arthur probably said that more suggestively than was necessary.]